Abigail Garner

Self-Worth / Net-Worth

A new snappy comeback for young lesbians whose parents don’t take the news very well.

Freaked-Out Parent: You’re a lesbian?!!! You…you can’t be…what about your future…You’ll never amount to anything.

Just-Out-of-Closet Daughter: Tell that to Suze Orman. So far, she has amounted to $25 million and counting.

Suze Orman. Finally. Out.

Coming soon, to an Advocate cover near you.

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