Abigail Garner
May 31st, 2006
May 31st, 2006
Funny Queerspawn-friendly Dialogue
Passions is a daytime drama known for its supernatural plot lines. Yesterday there was this matter-of-fact dialogue between the wealthy heir Fox Crane and the naive, new-to-humanity Siren, who keeps forgetting she can’t let anyone find out she’s actually a mermaid:
Fox: Are your parents hippies?
Siren: No. Guppies.
Oh, no! She slipped! Fox is about to figure out that she’s a mermaid! Or is he…
Fox: Your parents are Gay Urban Professionals?
Phew! Close call, Siren…